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Metabombed: Payday 2 Is “Utter Toilet”
By now you should all be well aware of the Payday 2 microtransaction controversy. After “shaming” us for ever believing Overkill would put premium currency in the co-op shooter, such currency was...
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Call of Duty: Black Ops III Review – Deus Ex Hackina
My final review for Destructoid was Call of Duty: Ghosts. My final review for The Escapist was Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. I’m scared to review this one for myself. Am I going to die? Developer:...
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Metabombed: Call of Duty: Black Ops III Is Like “A Bugs Bunny Cartoon”
Nothing brings out the venom in Real Hardcore Gamers(tm) quite like a Call of Duty launch. I’m clearly weary of the series, and admitted as much in my somewhat nihilistic review of Black Ops III, but...
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Fallout 4 Review – S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Deathclaws and Radscorpions, how I’ve missed your horrible, merciless embrace. Developer: Bethesda Publisher: Bethesda Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 10, 2015 Copy supplied by...
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Metabombed: Fallout 4 Is “Vomit Trash”
I still remember the fury that scorched the Internet when Bethesda first showed us Fallout 3. While perhaps not the worst of game-specific fandoms out there (certainly nowhere near Sonic levels), the...
View ArticleThe Jimquisition: Modern Warfare 3
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://sharkrobot.com/collections/jimquisition-merch In recent years, communities like Reddit and NeoGAF have largely come to enjoy – or at least tolerate – the...
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Star Wars Battlefront Review – Corporate Greedo
Electronic Arts shot first. Developer: DICE Publisher: Electronic Arts Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: November 17, 2015 Copy supplied by publisher I love Star Wars Battlefront. It is,...
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Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege Review – Microclancactions
The skeleton of a great game that needs a big hunk o’ meat. Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Publisher: Ubisoft Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: December 1, 2015 Copy supplied by publisher...
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Dementium Remastered Review – Bored On The Ward
An abandoned hospital? Blood on the walls? Zombie monsters? Creepy little girls? Mad doctors? Never seen any of that before! Developer: Renegade Kid Publisher: Renegade Kid Format: 3DS Released:...
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Halo 5: Guardians Review – Locke Stock
This review of Halo 5 is being written several months since it first came out. Not knowing much about Halo, it wasn’t a priority for me, and was something I put in the “maybe” column until I had time...
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Superhot Review – Time After Time
The most innovative shooter I’ve played in years. Developer: SUPERHOT Team Publisher: SUPERHOT Team Format: PC Released: February 25, 2016 Copy provided by Steam The original demo version of Superhot...
View ArticleThe Jimquisition: Modern Warfare Rebastard
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://sharkrobot.com/collections/jimquisition-merch Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered is only available as part of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare‘s special...
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Battleborn Review – Monster In My Rocket
Rath looks like The Monarch, but doesn’t sound like The Monarch, and that makes this game disturbing. Developer: Gearbox Software Publisher: 2K Games Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed), Xbox One Released: May...
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Homefront: The Revolution Review – Korea Killer
Still in disbelief at this game’s existence. Developer: Dambuster Studios Publisher: Deep Silver Format: PC (reviewed), PS4 , Xbox One Released: May 17, 2016 Copy provided by publisher The state of...
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Doom Review – Hell Yes
Knee deep. Developer: id Software Publisher: Bethesda Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed) , Xbox One Released: May 13, 2016 Copy purchased Doom had me the moment it concluded its opening sequence with a shotgun...
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Overwatch Is Blatantly Better With A Controller
Overwatch finally descended from Heaven into mortal hands this week, pleasuring gamers in overwhelmingly sensual ways. To experience it is to feel the intense burning passion of true love’s orgasm. It...
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Overwatch Review – The Cavalry’s Here
Cheers, love! Developer: Blizzard Entertainment Publisher: Blizzard Entertainment Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed) , Xbox One Released: May 24, 2016 Copy purchased Contains microtransactions Overwatch is...
View ArticleThe Jimquisition: Overwatch Porn
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://sharkrobot.com/collections/jimquisition-merch Overwatch‘s success is nothing short of remarkable, sparking a fanbase that was zealous long before the game...
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Metabombed: Overwatch Was ‘The Worst Mistake Of My Life’
Overwatch has largely been embraced by critics and fans alike, as Blizzard continues to do no wrong in the eyes of millions. It says something about the game’s popularity that it can resist being...
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Dead Island Definitive Edition Review – Full Of Banoiances
Another remaster is on the prowl as Deep Silver returns to Banoi, so it’s time for another remastered review! Developer: Techland Publisher: Deep Silver Format: PC, PS4 (reviewed) , Xbox One Released:...
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